Scientists: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Increasing At Alarming Rate (Includes Chart)
[click her fat ass to download full size chart]
I was looking at this chart, while stroking my nuts (as cashews relax me), when I realized, my mighty schlong had shriveled by three and a half international units. I believe the time is long past, where we can stare at Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs, and forgive the rest. Will someone please put her on the “No One Loves A Fatty - Badass Diet.”