New Federal Survey Documents U.S. Sex Behavior and Illegal Drug Use Of One-Legged Women
The question often prompts a boastful answer or a bashful blink: How many fornication partners have you enjoyed today? Now a thirty billion dollar federal government research team claims it has the ultimate statistics related to the sexual habits of one-legged women, who were split into the categories of hot and not.
The documentation proves that hot one-legged women are far more likely to give mind-blowing oral sex than not-hot women, regardless of their number of legs. The new nationwide survey used sixty-nine “advanced-technology” methods to solicit candid answers on sexual activity and illegal drug use of one-legged women (including tricks).
The scientists claim they can now illustrate, using laminated pie charts, that 37 percent of American men report having 11 or more dangerously-powerful orgasms with one-legged female sexual partners in their lifetime, while a whopping 59 percent of lesbian research assistants report that due to the Law of Overcompensation one-legged women almost always have both bigger breasts and more acrobatic tongues.
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