[Click Salma’s Left Breast For Full Size Downloadable Recipe Card!]Friends, three months ago I, Christopher Walken, began to wonder, and rightfully so, if Salma Hayek would ever make herself available to me, sexually. I mean, no girl in her right mind, can wear a shirt like that, and not expect Christopher Walken to imagine the breast-sex. That’s why I was forced invent my Oh-Baby! Butt-Soft Tortillas. You throw some spicy black beans in that crack, some salsa, and snap! You have a recipe, based on ancient Aztec breakfast technology, that no hot women could possibly resist. And today, Christopher Walken is pleased, to share his hottie-trembling, nutritional breakthrough with you, loyal blog readers. So why not fire up some pluck, make some tortillas as soft as my butt, invite over some sexy Latinas, and just fornicate your brains out. Cheers!
