The last time, I saw Lindsay, she attempted to apologize, to me. About how, she used to be hot. But ever since, her recent naughtiness... Drinking and drugging... Bingeing and purging... Endless nights, of rampant lesbianism... She realized, something. That both of her nipples, had shifted, three-eights of an inch, to the left. But when she took off her shirt, it was true.
